#220 – Great Tits

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs


Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs


Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs


Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs


Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins


Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too

Robert Lund – 99 Words for Boobs


~ BACKGROUND ~

The Bearded Guy – Neon Jungle – Sick Neon @ Good Vibes Hunt

~ POSE ~

Nani Banani – Shy Girl @ Audacity Event

~ WORN ~

Body : Legacy Body – Pregnant
Head : Genus – Classic
Skin : Amara Beauty – Brielle – Vanilla
Hair : Opale – Adeena Hair
Top : Little 2 Large – Watch The Birdies @ Audacity Event
Skirt : Scandalize – Marlene Skirt
Cotton Candy : Cinnamon Cocaine – Cotton Candy @ Audacity Event
Bag : overDose – OD Tote – Black @ Audacity Event
Eyeliner : BUG – Judas Liner @ Audacity Event

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